Kilopope Jonathan Apfelkern

Kilopope Jonathan Apfelkern 1-2-3, K.S.C., Episkopos of the Discordian Cabal of Cable, Bosun of the Hagbard Celine Memorial Buccaneering Fund, Mad Hacker of the Higher Order of Computing Elders for the Advancement of the raging Penguin and the Great Gnu; and Saviour of the Rest of the Half of the Remaining Free World & aggregated Internet, etc. ppp. tcp. ip.